July, August, & September 2026: Several horrifying meat textures

The window of a cafe. The sign says "Broken Man cafe," and you can see customers reflected in it.

In the summer of 2026, I was a Meighen Forum panelist at the Stratford Festival on “How language is made” in fictional worlds, to compliment their plays about The Hobbit and the King James Bible.

Closer to home, I led a conversation at Argo Bookshop for the book launch for Jo Walton’s Everybody’s Perfect (where I was grateful for my public speaking and improv background). And I returned to the Societas Linguistica Europea — virtually, this time — to talk about busting linguistic myths.

Lingthusiasm

We’re the podcast that is so enthusiastic about linguistics that it’s just too much for some people! Here are this season’s episodes from me and my cohost Lauren Gawne:

We also published zines with a few collaborators:

  • How to fold a mini-zine (words by Leah Velleman, art by Lucy Maddox) — not just for linguistics! feel free to share this one with anyone who’s looking for a self-referential foldable zine-folding guide!
  • Guide to your meat clarinet (words by Gretchen McCulloch, art by Lucy Maddox)

In honor of that second zine, I was proud (and my cohost Lauren Gawne was reluctantly convinced) to present MEAT CLARINET MERCH. Patreon patrons, both free and awe-inspiringly generous, can get some extra details on how this design came about, including seeing several horrifying meat textures that Lucy offered us in the concept art phase (sorry).

Even more ominously, “meat clarinet” can be sung to the tune of Pink Pony Club. Consider this foreshadowing…

The Glamourous Life of a Podcaster

Late last year I both (a) jocularly declared July 2nd to be World Schwa Day

please remember to adopt a medium posture today in the middle of the day and go uhhh for World Schwa Day from our episode about real and silly linguistics holidays http://www.patreon.com/posts/142860…

— Lingthusiasm (@lingthusiasm.com) 2026-07-02T17:36:26.149Z

and (b) completely forgot about it in time to be surprised by a keen listener wishing me a happy World Schwa Day.

The whole experience was, as advertised, extremely mid.

Reading

Here are some books I’ve been enjoying:

A screenshot from an ebook, saying:

"You must know that I don't know," January said, starting to smile, because he had thought Gale's press secretary had been exaggerating before, but it was becoming clear that you really could distract Gale with random linguistic oddities. It was unexpectedly endearing. He liked clever people who could be derailed by tiny things.

New favorite linguistic examples

I found new favorites (real and fake potentially-someday-real) among morphemes

and words

and phrases and clauses.

Komorebi is a single-word lexicalization for "sunlight filtering through leaves" and that's a lovely concept I'm enjoying having learned about today despite (and indeed because of) how extremely translatable it iswww.morethantokyo.com/komorebi-jap…

— Gretchen McCulloch (@gretchenmcculloch.com) 2026-08-16T18:10:18.372Z

Miscellany

And finally, all sorts of things that I posted or that caught my eye on social media:

Today’s image is a new cafe called Broken Man located, naturally, on a Halifax pier. (Okay, fine, I’ll explain the joke.)

The window of a cafe. The sign says "Broken Man cafe," and you can see customers reflected in it.

October, November, & December 2024: Lingthusiasm Makes the New York Times Word Nerd Top Five

Lingthusiasm was featured in the New York Times’ list of 5 Podcasts for Word Nerds! And here’s print evidence that it happened. 

The show is often as much about social habits as it is about language — one memorable episode had Gawne and McCulloch discuss “lopsided conversations,” those verbal interactions that can go off the rails if one person is either dominating or not contributing enough. It’s a fascinating listen that will change the way you see everyday communications.

The rest of the list had four other indie linguisticsy/languagey podcasts whose creators we also know and like: The Allusionist, Words Unravelled, The Vocal Fries, and A Way With Words. Check them all out!

New York Times, September 29, 2024, page AR 15, “Now Listen Up, You Word Nerds,” by Emma Dibdin

Besides that, I ran a little accidental A/B test on how to market your pop linguistics book.

And I answered linguistics questions from Ella Hubber, Tom Lum, and Caroline Roper on an episode of their very fun pop science podcast Let’s Learn Everything. 

I also enrolled in my third American Sign Language class, ASL 103 with Deaf instructor Hariklia (Lia) Mavroudis, again through the Lethbridge Layton Mackay Rehabilitation Centre (LLMRC) in Montreal. Back in person again after 102 on Zoom, which was a huge relief. It’s also been fun this semester to start recognizing some people from previous classes and events! 

Lingthusiasm

Lingthusiasm put out the usual six episodes — including a bonus episode about my last summer’s travel and visits from Emily M. Bender and Let’s Learn Everything.

We also added linguist, technical editor, and generally excellent human Leah Velleman to the Lingthusiasm team! Her first project was sprucing up the Lingthusiasm merch page (check it out, it’s much easier to navigate now!), and you may also notice her around here helping me with these newsletters, for which I’m very grateful.

Remembering Bill Labov

The great sociolinguist Bill Labov passed away. The internet remembered him as it does, with eulogies and also silly jokes about his best-known study:

Or, for a serious (but still entertaining) look at why he was so great, listen to Lingthusiasm’s episode about the bunny paper. 

Favorite data

New weird utterances! Someone said these!

And several someones have already been saying these! To my great delight, they actually are or were common expressions.

A product label saying "Stay Fresh Cheese Bags." Above the text is a picture of sliced cheese.

Reading and listening

Here are some things I enjoyed this season:

Tweets and blog posts

This quarter’s image is a pumpkin I carved for Halloween. Featuring two shapes, a round, blobby one and an angular, spikey one. If you had to assign the names kiki and bouba to these shapes, which one would be which? 

Carved pumpkin with a rounded cloud shape on the left and a sharper star-like shape on the right with the text: One of the shapes on this pumpkin is called kiki and the other one is called boo-ba. Which is which?