I’m an internet linguist: I analyze the language of the internet, for the people of the internet.
I’m the author of Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language, a pop linguistics book about internet language coming out from Riverhead (Penguin) on July 23, 2019. You can preorder it now by following the links to various booksellers here! If you want to make sure you don’t miss it, you can sign up for very occasional email updates.
I’m the Resident Linguist at WIRED, where I write a column about internet language, and I was formerly the Resident Linguist at The Toast.
I’m the co-creator of Lingthusiasm, a podcast that’s enthusiastic about linguistics. Here’s how people describe the show.
Notable internet linguistics topics I’ve written or spoken about include:
- Voldemorting: birdsite, cheeto, and other ways of hiding words in plain sight (WIRED)
- The widely-spoken languages we still can’t translate online (WIRED)
- Children are using emoji for digital-age language learning (WIRED)
- The predictive text meme presents the best version of you (WIRED)
- The grammar of doge (The Toast) and snek and doggo/pupper
- Whether emoji are language (spoiler: no)
- Whether emoji are causing the death of English (spoiler: NO)
- What kinds of letters people lengthennnn
- Minimalist capitalization and punctuation on the internet
- I spoke at SXSW 2016 on the linguistic secrets of billions of emoji
- I spoke at EmojiCon 2018 on emoji as gesture
When I’m not linguist-ing, I like fancy hats, indie ice cream shops, and fiction that expands my horizons.
Please note that my surname is not spelled the way that spellcheck thinks it is. If you’re writing it anywhere official, like a nametag, a contract, or an article, please double check! Here are some longer notes on pronouncing and spelling my name.